The 4 most impossible sex positions in the world

Now that you're not going out in the evenings anymore, it's high time to make things quite complicated at home. Not with a difficult documentary, but in the bedroom. These are the most feared, hated, and impossible sex positions on earth. Anyone up for a challenge? Check them off.

1. The long jumper
After reading some reviews, I have to conclude that this position is only possible with an enormous amount of flexibility on his part or with a sex toy. In the long jumper, you turn your butt towards each other, with the penis/the sex toy miraculously needing to end up in the vagina. Presumably, no one has succeeded in this yet, except for participants in the advanced acrobatics course.

2. A pro at the cartwheel
Now you immediately think of the ten cartwheels you did effortlessly on the playground, but this is just a bit – uhh – more complicated. One performs a sort of half cartwheel aka handstand, while the other pushes against the person performing the cartwheel on hands and feet. Can you picture it? In your mind, this sex position is already almost unfeasible.

3. In the mood for a bridge?
It doesn't even look that complicated in terms of execution, except that the man (it's a position for heterosexual couples) literally has to perform the standing yoga bridge while having sex. The woman then climbs on top of the man and well, good luck, right? On paper, it seems achievable, but whether anyone has ever reached a climax without everything collapsing is further unknown.

Finally: the most hated
Honestly, if you find something completely crummy to do, then it's just an impossible sex position. Although I doubt this sex position works well in practice. It's about the standing 69. The position is already not very popular because you have to do everything at once. But the standing 69 is especially hated because of its discomfort. Just imagine this: one partner wraps their legs around the head of the other partner and hangs onto the body of the other to get to work.