These celebs insured the strangest things

Recently, I received a - quite hefty, by the way - fine for my scooter. I had bought it from a friend of mine, but I thought I still had some time to insure it. First of all, I didn't have that time, and secondly, I completely forgot about it afterwards, causing the little time I had to have long expired. The result was that hefty fine. But well, I understood that too. It's perfectly logical that thing needs to be insured. But as is often the case with everything, they tend to do it a bit exaggerated in Hollywood, because there, insurance for your car or scooter is so passé. Super boring. Too standard. Just take a cue from these celebs, they really know what to insure.

1. Heidi Klum: legs
When this German supermodel became the face of Epilady, a brand of razors, Heidi Klum had her legs insured. Just imagine, something were to happen to her legs... The horror. Fun detail: one of her legs is insured for 200,000 dollars more than the other, because the other has a small scar on it.

2. Mariah Carey: also legs
Mariah also got a deal with razors, namely Gilette, and took no chances. She insured her legs for one BILLION dollars. Hoooly shitballs.

3. Dolly Parton: breasts
My personal hero and role model Dolly Parton has a substantial bust and she is careful with it. So careful that she had them insured for no less than 3.8 million.

4. Jennifer Lopez: butt
This one is actually quite logical, right? Especially at the beginning of her career, J.Lo's butt was actually what she was most known for. And to be fair: she has every right to be proud of it. That's why La Lopez had it insured for... 27 million.

5. Keith Richards: middle finger
Not because he raises it so often, but Keith Richards is quite a talented guitarist and you have to be careful with your middle finger. That's why he took out an insurance policy of 1.6 million on it.

6. Rihanna: once again legs
Wow, those celeb legs are quite in demand. Rihanna is also particularly proud of hers (rightly so), and once again this insurance came from a collaboration with a razor brand. Just like Mariah Carey, it was with Gilette, and Rihanna had hers insured for one million.

7. Miley Cyrus: tongue
Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I am really glad that Miley has left that twerking, tongue-sticking phase behind her. That is also the phase in which she had her tongue insured for no less than one million.

8. Madonna: breasts
Madonna was convinced that her career would be over if something happened to her breasts and therefore took no chances: she insured her pride for no less than two million.

9. Daniel Craig: body
My goodness, I understand this - I find this James Bond so incredibly sexy. So yes, it's logical that he considers his body as his sacred temple. And if something were to happen to it... That would be dramatic and that's why he insured his entire body for 9.5 million. Quite a price, though.

10. Kim Kardashian: butt
I don't quite get this one, because are we really going to pretend that we still believe Kim's butt is completely natural, right? But well, she still had her backside insured for 21 million. For that money, you can do quite a few Brazilian butt lifts.

11. Cristiano Ronaldo: legs
The first in this list where I completely understand that the legs deserve insurance. If something were to happen to them, he could never perform on the football field again. That was worth 90 million to him, the amount for which he had his legs insured.

12. David Beckham: also legs
Boss above boss, you would say, although I think it's beyond doubt that Ronaldo is indeed the better footballer of the two. But well, David's legs are sacred to him and that's why he took out an insurance policy of no less than 195 million. Wow.