These 25 comments make every grandma

With my grandma, I can spend hours on the phone. Often we chat about the biggest nonsense, but I can always ask her for advice. Grandmas have been around this world for a long time and understand more than you think. The other day when I was on the line with my grandma, she told me about a fight she recently had with my grandpa. She found him so annoying that it seemed like a good idea to exclude him, after which he very obediently took a walk and bought flowers for her. When she saw the bouquet, he was allowed back into the house. How funny is that? I laughed so hard; I could totally picture it, two of those sweet grumpy old folks. Little queen, that grandma of mine.

Those funny grandmas can talk our ears off. Whether it's about the new neighbor or the old days, they always have something to say. The following comments will probably sound familiar to you:

1.  ‘I was young too, you know?’

2.  ‘This week I am just so incredibly busy. Today we have the neighbors over, tomorrow friends are coming by, and this weekend I also have Helga's birthday.’

3. ‘Where does the time go?’

4.  ‘Oh dear, when I was your age…’

5. ‘Don't let your mother hear that.’

6. ‘It seems like everyone is breaking up.’

7. ‘That was very different in my time, you know.’

8. ‘The youth of today…’

9. ‘We used to do everything on foot.’

10. ‘How's the relationship going?’

11. ‘Is he treating you well?’

12. ‘I don't like your sister's new boyfriend.’

13. ‘Child, you are becoming so wise!’

14. ‘So I have a girlfriend and the son of her aunt's mother is getting married soon. Nice, right?’

15. ‘Is those pants torn or is that how they are supposed to be?’

16. ‘You look a bit pale, child. Are you sleeping well?’

17. ‘Can you explain to me one more time how that texting works?’

18. ‘You must be very busy.’

19. ‘Have another nice piece of cream cake.’

20. ‘Have you eaten enough?’

21. ‘That clothing you are wearing, I used to have that too.’

22. ‘I don't always understand your parents, you know.’

23. ‘You are becoming such a beautiful, mature woman.’

24. ‘Make sure to start having children, you know.’

25. ‘Every little house has its cross to bear.’