Of those typical types at the airport
With a bit of luck and bad luck, you will be standing far too long at some random airport these weeks. It doesn't even matter whether you choose Schiphol or Eindhoven, it's busy anyway. And busyness brings those typical types with it. You probably recognize them.
1. The nothing-can-touch-me type
In first place, because I try my best to be this myself. They are the Buddhas of the endless lines for the security check. With a vague smile around their lips, they move between the barriers through the maze of the airport. Occasionally, they even read a book while sipping from a coffee to go. How do they get that coffee and why are they so zen?
2. The move-aside-move-aside-move-aside type
This person tries to hyperventilate their way through the crowd because the plane is about to depart. You can also recognize them by the sprints they make through the departure hall. With just five minutes on the clock, they rush through the metal detector. A vague glimpse of a nervous breakdown can already be seen on their face.
3. The I-let-you-know-loudly-how-long-this-is-taking type
Perhaps the most annoying in line. With a voice just a bit too loud, this type announces what time they had to get up, what time they left home, how long they have been in line, and what time the flight departs. With a bit of bad luck, this type also seeks your gaze for confirmation. Whatever you do, always look the other way.
4. The accusing type
Standardly looks angry over a face mask, as they are the last of the Mohicans still wearing one. This type is angry at the rest who do not, which is about ninety percent of the population at the airport. Always try to avoid accidentally bumping your carry-on suitcase against the heel of the accusing type, as this will make them even more accusatory.
5. The why-are-we-still-flying-so-much type
This type often expresses a lot of frustration about the crowds at the airport. Sentences like ‘we should fly less’ and ‘no more signs of flight shame’ come from this type. Of course, this does not apply to this type themselves, as they have a very good reason to fly.
6. The I-give-you-a-tap-on-your-nose type
Schiphol is filled with them, just be careful with this kind.
And whatever you do, just remember that the people working at Schiphol can do nothing about this hassle. Have a nice trip!
