The 7 worst types of sex that exist
Sex: it comes in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes it's quick and fast, sometimes it's so intensely delicious and slow, and then you have everything in between.
Sometimes you feel like it for hours and build up the tension, sometimes it's with someone new, sometimes with someone you already know very well. Either way, it's a big part of everyone's life. Usually, that is, because there are of course periods when it might happen a little less. And that you come a little less. Whatever you do, always try to make it a celebration. It's really not a big deal if it doesn't go the way you want it to once in a while, but be careful, because these are the 7 worst types of sex you can have.
1. Sex without any love
If you really feel nothing for that person, then you should never end up in bed together. It's that simple. Pay close attention to your body, it's your body and you can do whatever you want with it. Does sex make you happy? Go for it, enjoy it. But do you feel dirty and unhappy afterwards? Then stop. This is not the right person for you. Never cross your own boundaries.
2. He comes in and out in seven seconds and that's it
And there you are: just warmed up, just completely in the mood... Awful. He might be embarrassed, but yes, it's not fun for you either. Hopefully, he can quickly move on to the next round.
3. You were too drunk
One in the category: your own fault... You can barely remember anything from the encounter. Oops. You just drank a lot and then really way too much. You might have thought to drink yourself a bit more courage, but it got out of hand. And for the other person, it certainly wasn't a charming situation, we guess. Half falling out of bed, screaming too loudly, and then deep snoring. A glass of wine at the right time is really nice, but very drunk people... Well, not queens in bed, let's say.
4. You're bored and thinking about tomorrow's groceries
Need we say more? You're just totally not focused on the sex. It might not happen often, but it can. Not really sexy, then. You're thinking about how you need to pee. You're thinking about walking the dog. You're thinking about those new boots you want to wear tomorrow.
5. You (or the other) falls asleep while the other is just getting into some oral action
A blowjob or he or she is pampering your kitty with their mouth... Tongue in, ooh ah... And then... It gets suspiciously quiet. The other has fallen asleep. Painful, but it happens to the best of us.
6. Right after giving birth
Mothers understand this immediately: that very first time after your delivery is just not really a huge pleasure. No conga line. Of course, you really want to get back to it, but still... So much has happened to your body that it takes some getting used to.
7. No one finishes
Coming too quickly might not really be a party, but yes, then you do have the feeling that you're doing something very well, right? If there's absolutely no ending with fireworks, then it becomes a sad affair for all parties. Women, men: if no one even comes close to an orgasm, it might have become physically clear that you are not the best match. Move on, next please.
