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Do we want: Kinder Bueno spread

Kinder Bueno Spread

Say wine, snacks or haute cuisine and the gourmands at online food magazine FavorFlav know where to drink, how to eat it and what to cook. This time our cheffies serve you: Do we want: Kinder Bueno spread.

Today I was made happy with a dead sparrow, and now I'm going to make you happy with a dead sparrow. I have discovered the most delicious thing ever. Truly pure enjoyment. Divine. So what is the problem, you might wonder? It doesn't exist.

But it should exist, and I hope someone who works at Kinder reads this and thinks: hey, what a brilliant idea, we are going to make this.

Kinder Bueno spread
Yes, let that sink in: a spread of that delicious filling from a Kinder Bueno. A sandwich, rice cake, or cracker with that... What more could a person want? To be honest, I find it quite remarkable that this doesn't exist yet. But unfortunately, for now, it's still a case of snackfish and no, I didn't know that word until today either. According to Urban Dictionary, a snackfish ‘a snack that lies about its legitimacy as an official product online for internet clout and attention. Most commonly fabricated in Adobe Photoshop.⁣‘

So frustrating. Can someone bring this to market as soon as possible?