Real girls in the Jungle: aftertalk episode 6

The CBD oil is in it, chamomile tea next to me; I have made the necessary preparations. Because every week it was that time again, and I was sitting with palpitations in front of the TV thanks to these girls. Well, thanks to this girl. Michella, can I declare all calming substances with you? Oh well, it doesn't matter, I'm just looking forward to this week again. Let’s gooo.

1. Genuine palpitations when Michella walks to team Janice. What sadists those creators are, huh.

2. ‘Karma is a bitch and her name is Michella,’ says Fabiola. The hardest punishment ever for sending Annabel away.

3. HAHA, Diva immediately interrupts the ‘I miss you's between Annabel and Janice: ‘Huhhh but you voted her home yesterday?’ Honestly, she's right. To use Fabiola's words: she's not real.

4. I'm just checking out this assignment, okay. Fermented fish with maggots? A bucket with shit? Was the budget gone after all those tickets to Laos?

5. And the worst part: where can you wash your hands afterwards?

6. Valerio: ‘Shit, I completely forgot to mention that there are live maggots in it…’
Jill: ‘Oh… Oh, it doesn't matter.’
I wish I were that forgiving.

7. Michella, the always sporty loser, hopes that the winners cannot claim their prize. Very nice, such positive energy in the group.

8. Still, I find it remarkable that Janice was attacked for using the words ‘fat troll’, but every shot you see of Michelle one-on-one with the camera continuously contains negativity about the group and especially about Janice.

9. Excuse me, I take it back: it has been going on for a while that she has already had two orgasms in the jungle. Oh happy day.

10. Yep, the budget was really gone. They even had to earn extra money halfway through as a street worker in Laos. Things are going badly there at RTL?

11. Michella getting so angry about ‘fat troll’ and not being able to muster the respect for Annabel to write her name down. Hypocrisy at its finest, I love it.

12. Okay okay, writing down ‘Michella Kots’ is also something I would do in group 5 (that was also the period when these kinds of word jokes were in), but alright.

13. And Michella saying goodbye to Janice with ‘just shut your mouth, shit whore’. That is quite fitting for her contribution to this program.

14. But the most important thing: what are we supposed to watch now?! The unproblematic Jill and Kelly? Or is Diva suddenly turning into a Michella 2.0? Or are they all going to calmly sing Kumbaya together and hold hands?

15. For my blood pressure, it wasn't so good that Michella participated, but honestly: she brought the Drama with a capital D.

Image: RTL, Jasper Suyk/Rob Jacobs Videoland