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Real Girls in the Jungle: Aftershow episode 5

Real Girls: Aftershow episode 5

Yep, I can take it again. Bring on those Real Girls. I did a little yoga class last night and just meditated for an hour and a half. I can handle this. Michella, just show yourself again. Scream away. You won't break me.

…Never in my life have I been so wrong.

1. I dare to bet big money that those girls complained so intensely that the production decided to move to another location. A case of ‘the persistent one wins’. Keep complaining and you get your way.

2. The times I've seen Lena talk: 3. The times I've seen Lena fall or stumble: 148.

3. Janice: *tries to ask for directions*
Locals and Jill: ‘JILL! JIIIIILL. JILL!!!!!’ And as proud as a peacock because they can pronounce her name.

4. It wasn't too bad this episode: only after four minutes is Michella finally done with it and stops.

5. Diva who thinks the problem is that the locals can't speak English and therefore don't understand Michella. Me thinking that Michella isn't exactly speaking English either.

6. That poor Fabiola, I really feel for her. That her team keeps encouraging her but only occasionally stops because they can't stop laughing. Really super motivating. I would feel like that too.

7. Diva: ‘I really thought Michelle was sabotaging everything.’ Dear Diva, it's episode 5. This has been known to us viewers since… Yes, before episode 1 actually started.

8. But honestly, it's brilliant: making a career out of complaining, whining about everything, and being as rude as possible. There are worse ways to earn your money.

9. Well, hats off to Janice, I must say. OUT. OF. MY. CAMP. That's how it would have gone for me — and those intruders even get snacks.

10. It's been a long time since I've had itchy fingers and a genuine hint of aggression while watching TV. Why is Michella so difficult? Whyyyy? Why does she scream like that? Why is she like this? I have so many questions about why she is this person.

11. Michella triggers my inner Michael Scott.

Real Girls: Aftershow episode 5 Yep, I can take it again. Bring on those Real Girls. I did a yoga class last night and just meditated for an hour and a half. I can handle this. Michella, show yourself again. Scream away. You won't break me. …Never in my life have I been so wrong. 1. I dare to bet big money that those girls complained so intensely that the production decided to move to another location. A case of ‘the persistent one wins’. Keep complaining and you get your way. 2. The times I've seen Lena talk: 3. The times I've seen Lena fall or stumble: 148. 3. Janice: *tries to ask for directions* Locals and Jill: ‘JILL! JIIIIILL. JILL!!!!!’ And as proud as a peacock because they can pronounce her name. 4. It wasn't too bad this episode: only after four minutes is Michella finally done with it and stops. 5. Diva who thinks the problem is that the locals can't speak English and therefore don't understand Michella. Me thinking that Michella isn't exactly speaking English either. 6. That poor Fabiola, I really feel for her. That her team keeps encouraging her but only occasionally stops because they can't stop laughing. Really super motivating. I would feel like that too. 7. Diva: ‘I really thought Michelle was sabotaging everything.’ Dear Diva, it's episode 5. This has been known to us viewers since… Yes, before episode 1 actually started. 8. But honestly, it's brilliant: making a career out of complaining, whining about everything, and being as rude as possible. There are worse ways to earn your money. 9. Well, hats off to Janice, I must say. OUT. OF. MY. CAMP. That's how it would have gone for me — and those intruders even get snacks. 10. It's been a long time since I've had itchy fingers and a genuine hint of aggression while watching TV. Why is Michella so difficult? Whyyyy? Why does she scream like that? Why is she like this? I have so many questions about why she is this person. 11. Michella triggers my inner Michael Scott. https://tvgag.com/content/quotes/5139-jpg.jpg 12. ‘I can't wait for the merger,’ says the woman who constantly screams and was just complaining last episode that she wasn't sent home. 13. To continue on point 10: stress. I really get stressed watching this. Janice drinking from the bottle = me at this moment. Is it one o'clock in the afternoon when I look back? Maybe. Let me be. 14. Does anyone know how the editors and producers of this show are doing? All having recurring nightmares and burnouts at home? I thought so. 15. Janice starts singing: woohoooo, let loose. Wow, what a voice! Now it’s on. Fabiola who, uh... raps? Talks? *crickets* It's sweet that those kids keep hopping around happily. 16. It's wonderful that we've now reached the point where one team doesn't want anything that has been touched by the other team. It's been twenty years. I'm back in elementary school. Pokémon cards are cool again. 17. Wait, whut? Janice and Annabel, the BFFs, no more? 18. Oh guys, next week is going to be so relaxing. My blood pressure is going to be so happy with this. No more Michella. We'll probably see her again in twenty years at the third comeback of this show. 19. This is a joke, right? Why did Channah have to go home immediately and Annabel and Michella not? Jeez Videoland, all for the ratings, huh? 20. Just going to call my doctor about that blood pressure and place an online order at Gall & Gall, otherwise I won't survive next week.

12. ‘I can't wait for the merger,’ says the woman who constantly screams and was just complaining last episode that she wasn't sent home.

13. To continue on point 10: stress. I really get stressed watching this. Janice drinking from the bottle = me at this moment. Is it one o'clock in the afternoon when I look back? Maybe. Let me be.

14. Does anyone know how the editors and producers of this show are doing? All having recurring nightmares and burnouts at home? I thought so.

15. Janice starts singing: woohoooo, let loose. Wow, what a voice! Now it’s on.
Fabiola who, uh... raps? Talks? *crickets*
It's sweet that those kids keep hopping around happily.

16. It's wonderful that we've now reached the point where one team doesn't want anything that has been touched by the other team. It's been twenty years. I'm back in elementary school. Pokémon cards are cool again.

17. Wait, whut? Janice and Annabel, the BFFs, no more?

18. Oh guys, next week is going to be so relaxing. My blood pressure is going to be so happy with this. No more Michella. We'll probably see her again in twenty years at the third comeback of this show.

19. This is a joke, right? Why did Channah have to go home immediately and Annabel and Michella not? Jeez Videoland, all for the ratings, huh?

20. Just going to call my doctor about that blood pressure and place an online order at Gall & Gall, otherwise I won't survive next week.

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