Lifegoals: visit this cheese amusement park

Say wine, snacks or haute cuisine and the gourmands at online food magazine FavorFlav know where to drink, how to eat it and what to cook. This time our cheffies serve you: Lifegoals: visit this cheese amusement park.

At that time, I didn't know that there was such a thing as a cheese theme park. Yep, let that sink in: a CHEESE THEME PARK.

Here you will find the Cheese Themepark: Cheesepark 
Cheesepark has actually been around since 2004, and it's really a shame that I'm only just finding out about it now. I absolutely love cheese, in all shapes and sizes. That person who orders the smelliest cheese pizza? Yep, that's me. Or that person who then shamelessly eats a cheese platter with even more stinky cheeses? That's me too. And apparently, I need to go to South Korea, because that's where the Cheesepark.

What does a cheese theme park entail? To be completely honest, I had the wildest fantasies about roller coasters where you sit in a mouse-shaped cart zooming through all kinds of holes in cheese, or a water ride where you slide through a cheese factory in milk streams, but unfortunately, none of those kinds of attractions are there. However, you can taste a lot of cheese (thankfully), learn about all kinds of cheeses, and even learn how to make cheese yourself. So it's quite educational.

There is one small downside
The whole Cheesepark looks a bit tame, as in: the goat farm in Amsterdamse Bos seems just as sensational to me. But: it does have a laser tag room and for inexplicable reasons, statues from The Sound Of Music, but I totally approve of that because it's one of my favorite movies. And this only means that there is still a gap in the market for a real, special, over-the-top, inclusive amusement park featuring roller coasters centered around cheese. Maybe it's time for me to look for investors for this brilliant plan.