This is Gwyneth Paltrow's bizarre anti-aging secret

Sure, the queen of Goop did it again. She shares an anti-aging secret with the world that is only accessible to the crème de la crème of Hollywood: holistic plastic surgery. Do you now see a facelift in action with a tarot reading and healing incense session in one for you? Then you have exactly the same reaction I had when reading this headline. Luckily, we are both completely wrong, but how does our Gwyn make sure she still looks like she has found the fountain of eternal youth?

It is a full-time job, that is something that is certain. Holistic medicine takes into account everything that can possibly impact your health instead of focusing on just one component; it is a way to treat the whole patient instead of just one symptom or concern, and combined with a plastic procedure, it does not stop at a ‘nip’ here and a ’tuck’ there. Most plastic surgeons think of rejuvenation in terms of surgical or non-surgical procedures, such as a facelift or a few units of Botox. They do not take into account a patient's lifestyle, such as sleep, stressors, system health, and nutrition. Gwyneth's personal holistic plastic surgeon ensures that her procedures are as effective as possible by also focusing on her skincare, nutrition, and stress reduction optimization. By the way, the latter can be solved with a little injection here and there; Botox can actually work as an antidepressant. The aftercare of every procedure that Gwyneth undergoes is therefore accompanied by biostimulation of the skin, injections, creams, serums, creams, and special diets.

Personally, I find this sound deadly exhausting and I would become extremely rebellious by someone turning my whole life upside down. Perhaps I will think differently in a few years, but for now, I will let my laugh lines and emerging crow's feet do their thing.

Image: Instagram Gwyneth Paltrow