Kiki’s Mollotenbrabbels week 3: ‘There was a lot of talkie, not much walkie, huh?’

WOOHOO! Monday Molday air alarm in your face. Yes, I first discussed our favorite program on Sunday, but what a ka-uu-tee day to work, right? So from now on: Monday morning at half past nine on your screen.

If you missed the mess of the first and second episodes, definitely click here and here, the catch-up is still easy to do. All the mollies present? Nice. Because we have a lot. To. Discuss.

1. Starring role in this second episode? Spitz & Spek, the butt buddies who, like two drunk beetles during intro week, convince the entire brown pub to do a tequila pub quiz and wake up the next morning in the bushes.

2. It's just that ‘our bin is frugal’ Justin has no eyebrows, but otherwise they would be in his hairline of indignation at this moment, you get that. ‘I think you all are addiction-prone!!!’

3. ‘Hey, dude, we're here for our fun too’ - said nobody ever during the Mol. Except Kees. HAHAHA. Please give this man a statue.

4. And why is music expert Rosario so quiet during this task? And is Rik now giving a sneaky hint by shouting ‘Music, maestro!’ at the beginning of that mariachi band? Who ever won that conducting show? EXACTLY.

5. Just imagine that on a blue Monday you come up with a song about a cockroach with a rotten life because it can't walk that goes viral worldwide for the next hundred years. ThaFaque.

6. La cucaraaaaaaacha, la cucaraaaaaaaaacha,
Yaaaaaa can’t walk
Okay, sorry. Focus.

7. I suddenly see Jeroen diving into a horror role like Hannibal Lecter and forcing his victims to watch crocodile videos for hours on end as an extremely intelligent psychopath.

Jeez Look, FOCUS!

8. Then let's move on to a strong theory. I'm completely out of it, you know. Look, if you put the letters P I E in front of the letters M O L, you get piemol. I saw Kees scratching his sack this episode. Do with it what you want, but I don't want to leave it unmentioned for the future of the game.

9. Speaking of the future: the candidates could beautifully predict that themselves. Rianne's nose hairs at least had a GREAT NIGHT in the theater.

10. ‘You don't really have a built-in TomTom, do you?’ Man, I feel addressed, Kees. *geographically challenged cough*

11. There was a lot of talkie, little walkie, huh?
Where is Ellie Lust when you need her? #ietsmetetherdiscipline. Seriously: HOW impossibly complicated are those tasks again this season?

12. Or as it is hysterically summarized on X:
‘You will turn right until you see someone with a mustache. Count back from 109 to 30 in Spanish. If a seagull flies by at 60, you call the team in the blue hotel room. You do this to the power of 9 and then go 3 streets to the left. GOOD LUCK!’

13. Aggus. Justin to húús. The irony. The only person who was so obsessed with raking in money – and simultaneously stealing it from the pot.

At this moment on my mole radar? Way too many people. Rian, Rosario, Fons… And yet there is something in me that does not exclude at all that the makers can lead us astray again. Then that Mole is just among the three candidates with the topito, huh…

Anyway, did you see anything weird yourself? I am very curious about your findings and brain spins: send me a DM via Instagram at @kikiduren if you see suspicious practices? We'll chat further there.

See ya next week, molliebollies!

Photo credit: Joy Hansson