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Therapy Trip: this is what you don't want to know about B&B's Walter

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Tamara & Maria's Therapy Trip

In the meantime, I have been immersed for a few weeks in the world of alternative therapies that you can apparently follow in Ibiza. Fortunately, I don't have to believe in this myself, because some ’therapies’ seem to me simply traumatizing. But that is precisely why it is enjoyable to be able to peek from home at the dreadful things that the group of influencers participating in ‘Tamara and Maria's Therapy Trip’ has to undergo. This week is a home game for Walter, whom we know from B&B as the rather touchy, sexually charged tantra master. He must have been delighted to hear that this day is entirely focused on his expertise.

Upon entering the tantra tent, we immediately see Walter's kind, like a man who is not wearing underwear under his loose sarong, with all the consequences that entails. As if that isn't scary enough, the influencers have to do all sorts of trust exercises by proving that they can hold each other and not let go when they take turns leaning forward with their arms behind their backs. The fact that you have to be in contact with each other all the time is one of the few rules within tantra, and that is what scares most people off. No one wants to cuddle with the naked man, and the heat in the tent makes everyone drip with sweat. Walter and his soaked shirt are eagerly looking around to see who the next cuddle victim will be. We can all unfortunately not erase the image of Claudia sitting on his lap with her legs around him from our memories. Preventing us from having to see something like that again is a must. And especially now that we know from Diva that Walter doesn't wear underwear for most of the day.

But it turns out today has not much to do with sex. Although blindfolds and unexpectedly touching each other can be incredibly sexy, it is about building a trust bond here. And this, miraculously, is actually happening. For some, it is a very emotional experience, and a moment of awareness that there are also people who cannot see. Still, I would personally prefer to keep my blindfold off if I am in a tent with a man without underwear, just to be sure that I am not touched by him anywhere. Maybe they will do ayahuasca in the next episode, I have heard that is the most disturbed kind of ’therapy’ that exists. Then it will really be tripping.