These zodiac signs really can't handle a hangover
Earlier this week, I wrote about which zodiac signs handle a hangover like a true champion (as you can read in this article), but we also need to be honest about the other half. Because yes, some zodiac signs are just as lively on Saturday morning as a wilted houseplant. And now that it's summer and the drinks, garden parties, terrace wines, and beach bar evenings are following each other in rapid succession, it becomes painfully clear: these zodiac signs really can't handle a hangover.
1. Virgo – The under-the-blanket hider
If you still had hope that you would do something with a Virgo the day after a night of rosé: let it go. The Virgo disappears under a blanket, surrounded by crackers, diet cola, and episodes of Gossip Girl. You won't get a response to your text unless it's a meme about self-pity, then maybe. Come back tomorrow — maybe.
2. Cancer – The emotional rollercoaster
Cancer feels everything. Always. But with a hangover? Then all emotions come out. From tears at a commercial to deep soul-searching about life during an episode of . If you're lucky, the day ends with a meditation app and chamomile tea. If you're unlucky: with another crying fit and a tirade about the meaning of life. Friends. 3. Libra – The brunch-and-beyond figure.
Libra is the most dangerous of the bunch: they firmly believe in the
hair of the dog -approach. So off you go, in your best outfit to a bottomless brunch and just cheerfully back to the mimosas. And yes, that's fun, but also a bit unwise. Especially if you had three glasses too many yesterday.4. Pisces – The dreamy dropout.
Pisces already have a hard time with reality, but a hangover makes it all even more elusive. They disappear into their bubble, turn on the melancholic playlist, and are only reachable for a cappuccino and a croissant (
by the way, these are the best croissants in Paris). Preferably in bed. In silence.5. Capricorn – The stubborn perseverer (who still collapses).
Capricorns just don't want to admit that they can also have a hangover. So off they go, at 8:00 AM sharp to the gym (
by the way, these are the gym irritations of May) or grocery shopping for the week. Until they faint halfway down the aisle at the supermarket from nausea. Just sit down for a moment. Or lie down.6. Scorpio – The overthinker.
Scorpios are especially busy in their heads with a hangover: what did I say yesterday, what did that one look from my ex mean, shouldn't I have stopped after glass four? They analyze, chew it over, and dramatize everything — and that doesn't make the hangover any better. Only after they have mentally punished themselves can they chill a bit again.
7. Taurus – The comfort eater.
Taurus feels terrible, but knows what works: comfort food. Think pizza, cheese sticks, special fries, and liters of cola. They wrap themselves in a burrito blanket and binge-watch an entire season. Hangover? Yes. But in style.
A little tip for everyone suffering from hangover pain this summer.
Drink a glass of water between each drink (yes really), and try a packet of ORS after coming home. Works like a charm. Or just take it from your zodiac sign and plan the next morning off. A brunch appointment sounds nice, but your couch and a bowl of noodles might be a better idea.
Summer 2025.
is in full swing and if you belong to the sensitive, overthinking, brunching, or crying zodiac signs: you're not alone. Plan smart, drink wiser, and blame it all on the moon. These zodiac signs can't handle a hangover.
