Which festival suits your zodiac sign?

Because your schedule is filling up, your bank balance is running low, and you can't possibly catch every festival

There are those people who already have twelve festivals lined up in their agenda by April, throw a camping chair in the trunk as if they are Bear Grylls, and without thinking buy a ticket for Lowlands as if it now costs about the same as a weekend in Rome. But the truth is, of course, that we have to make choices. Because yes, summer is long, but your energy level is not always, and your savings account certainly isn't.

So if you have to choose between three days of glitter on a techno field, crying at a singer-songwriter in the rain, or dancing in cowboy boots on a field full of beer, you might as well approach it astrologically responsibly. Therefore: which festival suits your zodiac sign best?

Aries – Awakenings

An Aries does not go to a festival to quietly listen to an unknown indie band with an organic wine in a hammock. An Aries wants adrenaline, sweating, chaos, and the feeling that they are still alive at half past four in the morning as if they are starring in a Netflix documentary about Berlin. That’s why Awakenings is your festival. Hard techno, endless dancing, and just a bit too much confidence in sunglasses at 2:00 AM. Aries have energy that an average festival ground fears, and luckily Awakenings can handle that.

Taurus – Best Kept Secret

Tauruses want comfort. Period. Of course, they love music, but also good wine, delicious food, beautiful people, and a campsite where you don’t wake up with a stranger's shoe in your face. That’s why Best Kept Secret fits this zodiac sign perfectly. Here, the atmosphere is exactly that of “we love culture, but also a good mattress.” You walk from a great act to a glass of natural wine while someone in a linen suit says they “really feel something about this bass line.” And you? You mainly feel that you are happy.

Gemini – Lowlands

Geminis can’t possibly choose. So Lowlands is built for them. Theater? Yes. Techno? Also. A lecture on artificial intelligence followed by a dance party with glitter glasses on? Wonderful. Geminis want a thousand impressions at once and especially the feeling that they are missing out on something everywhere. That sounds exhausting, but for them, it feels like a vacation. Moreover, Geminis lose their friends on average every three hours, and that’s exactly why Lowlands works so well. It happens to everyone there.

Cancer – Down The Rabbit Hole

Cancers want atmosphere. Connection. Campfires. People suddenly telling their life stories while Florence + The Machine plays in the background and someone offers you a vegan marshmallow. Down The Rabbit Hole is romantic without being cheesy, and that’s exactly why a Cancer feels at home here. You actually go for the music but come back with three new friends, an existential conversation, and a crush on someone with a mustache and a tote bag.

Leo – Pinkpop

Leos want to be seen. Not in an annoying way, but just a little. They are the people who have been thinking about their festival outfit for six weeks and “just happen” to always end up in the front row. Therefore, Pinkpop fits perfectly. Big, iconic, full of headliners, and exactly the kind of festival where you say three times on Monday at the office: “When we were backstage…” Whether that backstage was actually backstage, let’s leave that in the middle.

Virgo – North Sea Jazz

Virgos love quality. They want a tight schedule, good toilets, and music that actually has musicality. So while others are dancing with mud on their faces around a fryer, a Virgo is listening to an amazing performance at North Sea Jazz with a glass of wine. No hysterical camping, no people gabbering next to your tent at seven in the morning, but class, timing, and perfect organization. Heaven.

Libra – Milkshake

Libras want beauty, love, and fun people. And let’s be honest: Milkshake is actually one big astrological paradise for people who love freedom, fashion, and dancing with strangers as if they’ve known each other for years. A Libra lives for the outfits at this festival. For the atmosphere. For the fact that everyone finds each other beautiful. There’s a good chance you’ll fall in love here, by the way. Or at least flirt three times in line for a drink.

Scorpio – Dekmantel

Scorpios love mystery. Music that is darker than their dating history and people who look like they never post anything on Instagram but are actually the coolest person on the site. Dekmantel is intense, stylish, and just elitist enough to be attractive to Scorpios. Here, partying is not superficial; here, serious dancing happens. With closed eyes. As if it’s a religious experience.

Sagittarius – Sziget

Okay, officially not Dutch, but a Sagittarius will never just go to festivals in the Netherlands. They want adventure, to meet new people, and to feel like they can spontaneously stay three days longer. Sziget is therefore perfect. A gigantic international party where no one knows what time it is and everyone addresses each other as if they are on a world trip together. A Sagittarius thrives on this.

Capricorn – Concert at SEA

Capricorns want to enjoy, but responsibly. No total chaos, no three days without sleep, and absolutely no toilets that leave you psychologically damaged. Concert at SEA has exactly that mature festival atmosphere that makes Capricorns happy. Music, sea, good hospitality, and back in a decent bed on time. A Capricorn calls that balance.

Aquarius – Into The Great Wide Open

Aquarians want to be original. So while half of the Netherlands is jumping on the same lineup, the Aquarius is listening to an obscure band on Vlieland that suddenly turns out to be huge next year. Into The Great Wide Open feels like an artistic secret that is actually too chic to talk about out loud. That’s exactly why Aquarians love it.

Pisces – Wildeburg

Pisces want to disappear into another world. Wildeburg is perfect for that. Lights, hidden paths, dreamy types, campfires, and the feeling that at any moment you might meet someone who says they “read energy.” Pisces completely immerse themselves in this. They lose their friends, forget where their tent is, and experience the most beautiful night of their lives in the meantime.