With these three zodiac signs, you better not watch football
sorry, it had to be said
Orange is in top form, the summer is hot and everyone has an opinion about who should or shouldn't start against Tunisia, even though that match starts in the middle of the night. For example, we are also quite interested in the players' wives, but that's beside the point. The World Cup brings out the best in people, but for some zodiac signs it mainly brings chaos, drama, or an inexplicable curse. Here are the three signs with which you better watch a match alone, or not at all.
Lobster
Cancer doesn't watch football, Cancer experiences football. With every missed chance, sadness hits as if it were personally intended, and with a goal comes a crying fit of pure relief that no one saw coming. Halfway through the match, Cancer has already stopped watching three times because the tension became too much, only to check every second via a message to see how things are going. If you want to watch a match relaxed, then it's better not to have Cancer on the couch next to you that evening.
Leo
Leo doesn't watch the match, Leo is the match. Every attack is commented on live with the volume of a real commentator, and with a goal, Leo jumps up so hard that you have to watch the actual goal on replay. Half of the attention in the room goes to the game, the other half inevitably goes to Leo himself. If Orange loses, then Leo's mourning process lasts longer than the match itself.
Scorpio
Scorpio has a ritual and that ritual does not deviate, because one wrong move and it's your fault if Orange loses. There is no talking during important phases, there is no changing places, and your shirt stays on even if it's thirty degrees outside. If the team loses anyway, a heavy, ominous feeling hangs in the room for the rest of the evening that no one dares to mention. Watch a match with Scorpio and you learn more about superstition than about football.
With these three, you at least know who to text for the summary instead of an invitation for match night.
