The bigger the better?

The bigger the better?

It’s the question every man has probably (or all the time) asked himself and a question many women all over the world discuss with each other: does size matter? Too small is often as miserable as too big, and they can also be too thick or thin, crooked or straight — or other strange defects. But image you’re not only well endowed but the most well endowed of all men in the world (for as far as is known). Jonah Falcon’s that person. His junk is thicker than his own wrist, and measures up to about 24 centimetres when it’s limp, but 34 centimetres when it’s hard. Grab a measuring tape and let that sink in for a minute. In Iceland, there’s a penis museum (The Icelandic Phallological Museum), and they recently asked whether they’re allowed to show Jonah’s penis after he’s deceased. Jonah said yes so we can all study the thing (because that it is) in X number of years at our leisure.

Or you can go for it now though know what you’re getting yourself into. Jonah’s libido isn’t the case, he won’t count his bed partners but “it’s probably somewhere in the three digits.” Keep in mind to kiss a lot and lots of foreplay because it takes a while before it’s at its maximum size. Right, for those who want to know more about Jonah, here’s a short documentary about him. Or just wait until he croaks and book a trip to Iceland.