The Bieb and Bloom

Trouble in celebrity-land: Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom have been at fisticuffs. The two ran into each other in a restaurant in Ibiza and thanks to a rather blurry video, we saw Orlando take a swing at the Bieb. The restaurant was full, with the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and P. Diddy.

Now you just know that this sort of thing always involves a woman. People are saying that Justin got very close to Orlando’s ex Miranda Kerr, and a few months ago, Orlando was spotted with Selena Gomez, Justin’s ex. The years of age difference between this lot is better left unnoticed.

Justin, the irritating little half-pint that he is, had to go and stir the proverbial pot. He posted a photo of a crying Orlando on his Instagram just after The Incident. Very adult. You know, I’ve pretty much reached my limit with all the bull and nonsense caused by this overrated child-star. I hoop that Orlando dishes out another few punches, and if he can’t I’m always willing to offer my help. Bloom, you no where to find me.