10 winning one-liners

It’s Monday and there is a big that as you thought about a colleague this morning as you rolled over in bed. That over excited person that always shouts her mouth off before you can answer a question about your own project. Or the guy from the finance department that always feels the need to point out that your pr plan is too expensive or too complicated so he can chill out and you need to bend over backwards to create a new one. Those types of colleagues.

I sadly cannot make them disappear for you but I can hand you these heavy one-liners as ammunition, so you can take them out with one chic, jaunty sentence.

 Practise using them in the correct context:

1. I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception. -Groucho Marx-
2. I will not dignify that with an answer .-Liesbeth Rasker- and it works.
3. Never trust a man with short legs. His brain is too near his bottom. -Noel Coward-
4. I spent all my money on Chanel en Choos. The rest I wasted.” Mine, a free interpretation of footballer George Best’s quote “I spent all my money on women and booze, the rest I wasted.”
5. She has a good heart, only it should have been boiled and hung on her back. – Fred van Leer-
6. Politics is just show business for ugly people. -Jay Leno-
7. The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it. -Joan- oh Joan I miss you, Rivers
8. Age is an issue of mind and matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. -Mark Twain-
9. There are two kinds of people; those who do the work and those who take the credit.-Indira Ghandi-
10. Those who matter don’t mind and those who mind don’t matter.

Success!