PUPPY MADNESS IN NEW YORK
So there you are. One thirty in the afternoon. With a blue leash in your right hand and a damp blue plastic bag in the other. I hadn’t even had time to put in my lenses, but it doesn’t matter. A sharp view of the sidewalk is the only thing I can see clearly. Where a ball of fur is frolicking around. Our ball of fur, my big friend. Okay ‘big’ doesn’t quite cut it, he’s only 12 weeks old and his name is Blue.
I heave for a bit of air. It feels like it’s already been the 78th time since half past six this morning that I’ve been standing here with the same scope. It’s only been the 4th time, but still. My Saturday a week ago looked a lot different than it does now. I throw the bag of puppy manure into the nearest trashcan and I catch a glimps of myself, seeing my reflection in my building’s glass entrance door. And I see that it really is true. Having a puppy is almost like having your firstborn baby, including the associated deterioration. Our dog is a cross between a Labrador and a poodle. And I, I’m a cross between a zombie and an unwashed bear. My God, what a game changer. But as soon as I see that sweet petite nose and wagging tail, I know what I’m doing it for. Wow, what cliché, but it’s the truth.
It’s been two weeks since Blue’s homecoming and every day keeps getting better. I mean, for me. I’m back to wearing make up, I go out to terraces and I’ve found somewhat of a balance between puppy and work. With a bit of a twitching upper lip, I open my inbox for the first time in days. One email catches my eye immediately. Has our Blue been invited to his very first fashion event? I blink a couple of times to make sure I’m seeing it correctly. I really is true. A ‘Let’s celebrate NYF event’ with ‘pup glam shots,’ a ‘dog runway’ and a ‘celebrated fashion pho’dog’grapher.’ Yes, this is New York. The city of puppy madness. Read below about some of the most hysterical possibilities…
Puppy Party Planner
Combined with official invites, a theme, matching dog proof cupcakes, balloons, party hats, a ‘special act’ and not to forget, a professional photographer to photograph the whole shebang. Birthday parties for these loyal little nuggets are a must here in the city. And if you don’t have any time to plan it yourself? Then obviously you hire a special dog party planner. I mean, why make it harder than it needs to be?
In Ferrari, Lamborghini Gallardo, Bentley, Porsche of Rolls Royce
To name a few from the modest selection of transport devices that will bring your puppy child to a luxury oasis in Chelsea. You could also bring your dog yourself, but if you plan on a bit of a midweek pampering in a private suite with a spa, fluffy bed linen and 42 inch flat screens, then it should also consist of a fitting vehicle. The D Pet Hotels have about just about everything. They also have private chefs available, your nails can be done you can even plan a photo shoot. And of course everything is organic. Aw, what a doggy dog world.
Reiki-masssages
The New York Dog Nanny, the Ferrari of all the dog nurseries, has pretty much everything when it comes to doggy care, Walks, acupuncture, training and as of late they also have a very holistic ‘pet care.’ A reiki massage to give that little fur ball of yours a bit of relaxation. Oh, it would be such a shame if you didn’t do it.
iPad? iDog!
A day in the life of a dog is rather simple. Eat, drink, sleep, go outside and play with a ball. But, that was before the rise of technology. Cause a simple tennis ball has made way for special games for your dog on your iPad. And just to be clear: these games are not for the owners, but 100% for the dogs. School For The Dogs teaches them how an iPad works and after having followed a few, you can leave all your dogs chew toys at home. All you might need is an external battery.
A PRENUPTIAAL agreement?
I have yet to dig into the legal aspect of this. But, cash in a big stack of dollars and your hairy prince can marry his hairy princess. And make that stack of cash even higher if you want John Legend to join the two in holy matrimony. Sound a little crazy? Yeah of course it does. But let’s just say it’s all part of the glory that is the United States. No limits, just endless amounts of possibilities. Here here!
special menu
There are quite a few special dog restaurants you can find in New York. But there are also a ton of dog friendly restaurants. These places – technically meant for people – also adore your fur ball friend and aside from the regular ‘people menu,’ they’ve listed a few dishes for your dog too. Even super chic places like The Standard Grill do this. Great right? That way you don’t have to walk around with a bag full of dog food.
