We love men but sometimes they’re just weird. Men are always going on about not understanding women (which is true as I don’t even understand myself most of the time). But then there are quite a few curious habits that men have that we really can’t get our heads around.
Hands in the pants
That uncontrollable urge to go down those pants to rearrange the furniture. Someone has once explained the situation of a sticky testicle (sorry) but is that really something you have to solve in the middle of a conversation? Or in the supermarket? Or while giving a presentation? Women can be uncomfortable down under when wearing a thong but we are not about to correct this in public.
a cold is a life-threatening disease
Men see themselves as the stronger sex which is adorable but total nonsense. A man with a minor cough foresees a long term sickbed. The slightest chill must mean ammonia and enough reason to stay in bed. Could you bring me some soup hon, cough, and massage my feet? Wimp.
No need for extra info
When a woman goes on a date her friends will hoard her for information afterwards. We want to know everything including the smallest details. We also do our homework and make sure we get all the necessary information before we go on the date, making the date itself expendable. Men see this differently. It’s more like: ‘Is she hot?’ beforehand and ‘Got her in the sack?’ afterwards. And that’s all they need to know.
a lack of punctuality
Prolonging into: why can’t men just make an appointment? Now I’m a neurotic planner but most men are the opposite. You ask to go out to dinner and he says: ‘ Yeah! Great idea at that new place?’ You: ‘ Ok. When?’ Him: ‘ Oh. Sometime next week is good.’ BUT WHEN NEXT WEEK? Come on work with me here!
OBsession with breasts
Breasts are magnetic to every man. We have them with us everyday so I guess the excitement is gone. The film Notting Hill shows a famous scene where Julia Roberts says: “They’re odd looking, they’re for milk, your mother has them, you’ve seen a thousand of them.. what’s all the fuss about?” And I totally agree.
Every match is treated as a final
Don’t mess about with his sports or you’ll be exit. And if your man plays a team sport two times a week it’s a very serious matter. Don’t crack any jokes about football, his favorite players or even darts, it’s perfectly normal that he turned sup fan overnight.
