what you are guaranteed to find

in a mans fridge

Remember the old MTV show called Cribs? The part where celebs showed what they had in their fridge was always my favorite. Obviously having a bottle of Cristal champagne was always a must. You wouldn’t be cool without one. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Yolanda Foster’s fridge? She recently got divorced from multimillionaire David Foster, so unfortunately she’ll have to move out of her humble abode including walk-in fridge. A walk-in fridge – no joke. One of those refrigerators you usually find at restaurants. Sweet dreams are made of these, but an unnecessary one too.

Peeking into someone’s fridge is still one of the first things I enjoy doing when I’m visiting someone. Easiest way to see what kind of a person you’re dealing with. Does the person like cooking? Do they find health important? Are they more of a pre-packaged meal type of person? Do they always have something to snack on at home?

Peeking into a mans fridge is always the ultimate party. Especially bachelor pads that have absolutely no female input. Here are a few things you are guaranteed to always come across.

– A bottle of see through salad dressing with odd small bits of chopped off vegetables. Ugh seriously guys, how hard is it to make your own salad dressing? It not only tastes better, it’s healthier too.

– Eggs.

– Pre-sliced packaged fruit. You’ll hardly ever find a bowl of fruit somewhere on their table. Seriously, peeling an apple hardly takes a minute. And…it tastes so much better.

– Pretty much anything pre-sliced. Vegetables included.

– I’ve seriously come across one of those bottles filled with pureed fruit while skimming through someone’s fridge. You know “for the vitamins.”

– Mustard. Or actually just an excess of different sauces.

– The odds of coming across something that has been properly covered is highly likely.

– More beer than food.

– Flavored yoghurt. Because apparently natural is disgusting.