Sexy Friday

11 sex facts to spice up your friday

How’s this for a nice afternoon break at the office, while you’re taking a bathroom break, or somewhere else in between: here are some hilarious sex facts that you definitely want to read about. Because believe me: there’s a whole lot of freaky shit in this world that you hadn’t heard of yet, but you definitely want to know about.

Did you know that…

…you burn 163 to 250 calories if you spend a half an hour doing doggy style.

…apparently there’s this animal called a ‘gooseneck barnacle’?

And in relation to all living beings this animal has the longest penis of all. It happens to be 20 times it’s body length. WHATDAFUCK.

…when you fake an orgasm you burn three times the amount of calories than when you have real one?

…there is a total of 80 men on this world who have been blessed (?) with two penis’?

…it’s more expensive to buy a condom than to have sex with a prostitute.

…you touch a total of 15 penis’ a day by, for example, simply opening a door or shaking someone’s hand?

…the biggest penis in the world is 23 centimeters long and 34 when it is erect? The lucky winner is a man in New York.

…the clitoris never stops growing? Once you hit the age of 32, it’s four times as big as it was when you were in puberty.

…seamen doesn’t contain a lot of calories? Thirty six in one teaspoon to be exact. Incase you were wondering.

…a research conducted in California showed that men have a 50% more likelihood of getting lucky when they help out doing chores at home?

…the genitals of the German Micha Stunz weighs a total of 4,5 kilo’s? Uhh what? Through the use of a vacuum pump and silicon injections, his penis now pretty much weighs the same as a cat. Yikes.

And there you have it. From gooseneck barnacles to insane measurements, and straight back to work.