Fun & Famous

7 HILARIOUS DANCE TYPES YOU COME ACROSS WHEN YOU’RE OUT

It’s girls night. You’ve downed a couple of cocktails and you’ve decided to go out dancing. It’s about one thirty and you’ve found yourself at your favorite club. The kind of people you come across on the dance floor? Ha-ha-ha.

1. The stiff one

You try your best not to awkwardly stare at this person, but the force is stronger than you are. The stiff one moves like he could use a bit of oiling.

2. The clapper

I hope to god my other half doesn’t read this, because he can definitely be categorized as a ‘caliper’. Someone who uncontrollably claps even when it doesn’t suit the beat. As you would expect: we’ve definitely had a chat about this.

3. The drummer

De drummer zie ik steeds vaker bij mannen voorbij komen. Let maar eens op: deze persoon staat stil, maar beweegt zijn vingers wel alsof hij een gigantisch drumstel aan het bespelen is.

4. The touchy-feely

This is definitely the couple that hides in the darkest corner of the club and you don’t really know whether they’re having sex or not. Is it grinding and twerking à la Miley Cyrus or are they doing the dirty deed? Hmmm, not sure.

5. The druggie

The eyes are practically falling out of their sockets, a water bottle in hand and zombie-like dance moves for hours on end. This person is definitely in the twilight zone. And they’re at the wrong party.

6. The dirty drunk

This is usually a man (sorry) who for some reason thinks it’s okay to just grab any woman in his sight and start dancing with them. We don’t want this.

7. The shiner

This is another person who puts a smile on your face, but a smile of misery. He/she rocks this shit, has probably spent years running their own dance studio and even knows how to steal the show during slower songs. Tip: if you’re a little tipsy due to your gin-tonic, stay at least five meters away from this person. It’s for your best interest.