Sexy Friday

7 THINGS MEN ARE ASHAMED OF DURING SEX

Whoever thought women were the only ones multitasking during the dirty deed should go and stand in a corner. There are all sorts of things going through the male brain while he’s doing the nasty. And more importantly: these are the things he’s ashamed of.

1. The mess in his room

The dirty underwear, the thick layer of dust on his nightstand and shit; that fast-food bag still on the floor in his room. But you already saw it. And incase he ever hopes to date you, he better start cleaning up his shit.

2. The fact that he hasn’t put on clean sheets in a while

As in his ben sheets date back to prehistoric times, that’s how long it’s been. He’s trying to remember the last time he cleaned them but he’s too scared to even make an estimation. Will you notice?

3. The O-shape of his mouth when he comes

Trying to keep a straight face when you’re on the verge of exploding, is that possible? Ha-ha-ha. No way. The awkward O-shaped mouth it is. And it’s best no one ever experiences it up close and personal besides the person you’re sharing you bed with.

4. The embarrassing position of his mirror

This awkwardness is something the poor guy hasn’t even realized, but obviously you did. DON’T LOOK AT IT WHEN YOU’RE DOGGY STYLIN’, YOU’LL BE LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO ASS.

5. How long (or not so long) he’ll last this time

Gentlemen, it’s not easy. I get it. Everything under ten minutes is a letdown, but everything longer than twenty minutes isn’t great either. We’ll think we aren’t sexy enough. Dilemma, dilemma.

6. The fact that he hasn’t made as much use of the gym when he could of

The first signs of a ‘dad bod’ (read: love handles and beer bellies) are starting to appear and might look manly in the mirror while you’re brushing your teeth. But in this light, in this room? With this hot girl? Fuck no.

7. His balls

Even if he’s got the most perfect, streamlined, photogenic face and bod in the world, he’s still ashamed of his balls. Because they’re balls. And balls just look weird. And those sensitive things bounce all over the place during sex. Honestly, there should be some sort of ball acceptancy in this society.

Another great thing to learn about: 9 female secrets men shouldn’t know about.

Source: Cosmopolitan.com