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eight fun sex facts to spice up your easter brunch

It’s Easter. You and your family (or in laws) are probably all seated around the table and for the past two days you’ve most likely eaten more than is good for you. So I think it’s about time for some entertainment, and it just so happens that I came across an article filled with the juiciest sex facts that you can bring up at the dinner table if you enjoy a bit of tension. Just make sure no one chokes on an Easter egg.

Fact #1

The main purpose for a male orgasm is pretty evident: to make babies. But what about the female orgasm? What is it actually good for? Well, it’s good for advancing the pregnancy. “The rhythmic pulsing move of the vaginal wall during a female orgasm will make sure all the sperm head precisely in the right direction.” Sounds like a turn on don’t you think?

Fact #2

Transexual porn on the internet? It’s heterosexual males that watch this the most. Seriously. Especially ‘shemales’ are a real hit. Transgender porn is currently in the fourth position on the popularity ranking. How about you give that a good thought the next time you’re surrounded by your male buddies.

Fact #3

Female penguins work as prostitutes. Research has shown that female penguins offer their sexual services to males, in return they want small rocks which they use to build nests for their youngins. So clearly it is the oldest profession around…

Fact #4

90% of the people visualize someone else instead of the actual person they are having sex with. Neighbors, colleagues and friends make the most common appearances in their trains of thought. How fun.

Feit #5

When men shave their pubs it’s almost always because their dicks look bigger when they’re bare down there.

Fact #6

Half of all women lie about the number of bed partners they have had. Enter the number 3 rule. Men always exaggerate their amount by 3, and women usually subtract their number by 3. So when a male friend of yours says he’s had sex with about 90 different girls, it’s probably 30. And when a girlfriend says she’s had 12 bed partners, odds are it’s been about 36.

Fact #7

In the Netherlands, the average dick size is around 15 centimeters. Nepal and Thailand seem to have the smallest dick sizes: an average of 9 centimeters.

Fact #8

A fat man has a better sex endurance than a thin man. Yes, really. A man with ‘more to love’ can keep it up for roughly 7 minutes, whereas a slim man can keep it up for 2. So next time, it’s better to opt for the meatier guy of the bunch.