Fun & Famous

if this couple ever breaks up we’re all doomed

Confession: I’m a hashtag abuser. And not in the sense that when I post a photo on my Instagram you’ll find a dozen hashtags in the caption (boring) but I work with hashtags in my daily conversations. Call it pathetic if you must, but who knew the formerly known as a numeric symbol could add so much emphasis to a word. #girlcrush, #wherearethetacos, #alwayshungry, #seriouslythoughwherearethetacos: these have all become a part of my personal vocabulary.

But there’s one hashtag I devote entirely to the couple of the century: Anna Faris and Chris Pratt. These two are the ultimate #couplegoals. Yes, Brad and Angie might have split and the entire world is in mourning. But guys, the world has not come to an end. You can all keep breathing. The world will end the day Anna Faris and Chris Pratt decide to call it quits (and incase these two are reading this: I’m sorry for the added pressure but since nobody wants the world to end, you need to stay together).

So yeah, these two are #couplegoals and here is why:

#couplegoals 1

When two people both have dead bug collections, obviously it’s meant to be.

#couplegoals 2

Their Twitter exchange about her jealousy of one of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park:

Anna: honey, what if I’m the littlest jealous of Blue? I mean, she’s hot, smart, and you clearly adore her – thoughts?

Chris: She’s a little cold blooded for my taste #rimshot But seriously, nothing happened.

#couplegoals 3

Chris serenaded his wife during his opening for Saturday Night Live. I mean. See for yourself. Goals.

#couplegoals 4

Couples who present together, stay together. Put the two on stage together for an award show and it’ll be a full on comedy show.

#couplegoals 5

Chris rocked a mangagement ring. A what now? Yes, that is in fact a male engagement ring. I told you, goals.

#couplegoals 6

‘Anna and I are meant to be together. Our relationship has made me believe in divine intervention and destiny.’ Sigh. Chris, do you have a twin brother who’s still single?

#couplegoals 7

Their baby boy Jack. Cutest boy on the planet. And they like to show us all just how proud they are of him.