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OH MY: BEN AFFLECK HAS A BACK FULL OF TATTOOS

In case you missed it: Ben Affleck has a new tattoo. And not just any old tattoo; ladies and gents, this is (sorry Ben, besides this I really do like you) a complete monster.

So there you are on a sunny morning in the oh so wonderful Los Angeles, you contemplate your decision one last time and think; this is it. A humongous bright colored phoenix covering your ENTIRE back. Don’t get me wrong Ben, to each their own and I’m definitely not a tattoo hater, quite the contrary actually. But I know like no other what it’s like to permanently put something on your body which you’re going to question a while later so…

It’s not Ben’s first tattoo. He’s got barbed wire tattooed around his right arm, a dolphin on his hip covering the name of his former high school sweetheart. And okay, a phoenix in the family is, lightly put, not very stylish, but ex-lover Jennifer Lopez takes it one step further. “It’s awful! I would tell him that! I would tell him, like, what are you doing? It has too many colors. His tattoos always had too many colors. They shouldn’t be so colorful, you know what I mean? They should be cooler.” Ouch.

Ben, if you’re reading this, I know a really great tattoo laser removal place in L.A. And if not, then I wish you and Mister Phoenix all the best, as long as my own boyfriend doesn’t ever go though this kind of mid life crisis…