Sexy Friday

the penis in uh, all its glory

part 2

Last week we brought up the sore subject of unnecessary and ludicrous dick pics, remember? Penises dressed up in costumes, who comes up with it? Whatever the reason, while researching the topic of dick pics, I came across a multitude of articles where women shared stories of the awkward and nonchalant masses of dick pics their phones had been bombarded with. It’s as if it’s something normal nowadays, everyone does it. Perhaps I’ve lost it but guys, WHO SERIOUSLY SENDS DICK PICS?!

Is it something American? Perhaps it’s a trend that has yet to make it big here in my home country (please god no, don’t let this happen). I personally have never received a dick pic and neither have any of my friends. Is it cause we’re all a bunch of prudes?

Let me get one thing straight here, I’m not talking about erotic photos that you send to your loved one, but random guys on Tinder, Snapchat or Facebook chat who suddenly send photos of their dicks unannounced. Really though, guys and their dicks, you would think touching it all day would be enough, but give a guy some WiFi and apparently they find it necessary to throw their dicks out into the digital world.

How about we make a pact that all of you men reading this will never send any unannounced dick pics? And to all you women who receive them, tell me: HOW do you deal with them? This phenomenon astounds me.