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THE ONE NIGHT STANDS YOU NEED TO CROSS OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
Before you end up with the one
It ain’t Friday yet but we sure are in the mood for something sexy. Ever since the final episode of The Bachelorette aired, I’ve gotten hooked on another bad reality show: Bachelor in Paradise. And these bachelors and bachelorettes sure know how to get down and dirty. With more than one person. They claim to all be searching for the one, but who are they kidding? You’d be crazy to refuse spending a couple of weeks mingling in Mexico with a crowd of hot (okay, not all of them) singles. But incase you really are on the hunt for that one guy to spend your forever with, here are a couple of men who might cross your (bed) path to help you realize what kind of guy your ultimate prince charming is.
The flirtatious bartender
You’re out with your best girlfriends. You’re at the bar getting free drinks from the bartender. Five drinks later and you find yourself writing your phone number down on your receipt. Three hours later you find yourself in his bed. You know you’re not the first to end up here, and definitely not the last, but my god the guy knows what he’s doing and sometimes lust just beats love.
The ex
Plenty of people will tell you sex with your ex is never a good idea. Emotions get involved and it’ll all end up in a sob fest. Okay, point taken. But one night won’t hurt you will it? Wham, bam, thank you ma’am sir. And then good riddance.
The foreigner
This guy is ideal because there’s no awkward and uncomfortable dumping phase. He’s in your town traveling around. You meet, you show him your city, you show him your bed. And off to the next city he goes. C’est parfait. Perfecto. Perfekt.
The boy toy
He’s the kid who’s at least five years younger. Could easily pass as your baby brother. A little less experienced perhaps in the sack, but that means you’re the one in charge for the night. If Demi Moore does it, you should too.
Or the older guy
Or go for the guy who could easily pass as your older brother. Or be a bit more daring and go for a guy you might even have a twenty-year age gap with. They say men age like fine wine. Make use of it. Contrary to the boy toy, this guy, pardon me, man, is an experienced love maker.
The ‘Justin Bobby’
This is the guy who treats you like shit, yet you always keep going back to him. Why? Because he’s the bad boy. Every girl needs to experience a bad boy at least once. He might break your heart and make you feel things you never felt before, but he’s also the guy to teach you exactly what it is you DO want in a guy. Just make sure you don’t cling on for too long.
Ladies, don’t worry. Even without these six types of men you’ll be fine. But just to throw a cliché in the mix: there are plenty of fish in the sea. And that sea is meant to be explored.
