Fun & Famous

WARNING: AFTER THIS YOU’LL NEVER HAVE SEX IN FRONT OF YOUR TV EVER AGAIN

Sex on the couch. Yes, I do it too every now and then. Just because it just ‘happens’, it saves you the walk upstairs to your bedroom which can ruin the moment and not to forget; you’re closer to the kitchen for some post-sex snacks. And you’re even able to secretly catch a glimpse of that scene of Game of Thrones. Okay, forget I said that.

Anyways, couch sex. With the curtains closed. I’m assuming you never thought anyone would be watching you. Right? You’re in the privacy of your own home for gods sake. Well, I’ve got some creepy news for you. It seems that more and more hackers are able to watch naked couples without them knowing about it. Yes. I kid you not.

Howthehell that works? A lot of new smart TV’s have built in webcams. Which you probably never use (perhaps during a round of Singstar), but in the meantime your webcam can be hacked. And suddenly some creepy weirdo has access to your TV and can spy on you 24/7 without you even knowing it.

‘So you think you’re getting down and dirty in the comfort of your own home, turns out this sick world has turned you into a porn star’

The footage is then uploaded onto porn sites. HOW CREEPY IS THAT?! So you think you’re getting down and dirty in the comfort of your own home, turns out this sick world has turned you into a porn star without you even knowing it. It really can’t get any crazier than this. For this of you who now have a sudden urge to throw your TV out the window: I get you. But if you don’t own one of those hypermodern new devices, you’re safe. Happen to own a smart TV? Check to see if it’s got a built in webcam and incase it does, get it deactivated immediately. Or quit having sex on your couch. I’d opt for the first part, because the latter makes life much more fun.