12 sex things women should know

Good, last Friday we published 8 things men need to know about sex. That was of course a lot of fun. Just read. And we haven't even talked about the huge roaring yet. Or rather, no sound at all, that's also quite boring. But that's beside the point.

Men have of course something to say as well, and you can bet that they discuss their bed sessions extensively with friends. Maybe not as extensively as we do, but if you haven't shaved for three days (goodness, it's quite a job, you know), then his best friend knows that right away.

I went on a quest and managed to gather some sources here and there (they all wanted to remain anonymous) and boy, what a list that became. I picked out the most important ones. So, this is for us ladies:

1. The penis is not a joystick. Or you might want to take it a bit easy.
2. And if you go a step further and start using your teeth, you can pack your things immediately. Not even a little bit.
3. Whether you swallow it all is one of the first questions among friends.
4. Men discuss quite a bit with each other. How was the garden? How does she look naked? Can she do it a bit? But never in as much detail as we do.
5. Not all men like it bald.
6. Men will never notice ‘that little roll’ on us. They really couldn't care less. They actually prefer a bit of grip over skinny.
7. Many men find it more important that the woman comes instead of him. They see it as a kind of trophy. (yeaaah right)
8. Being insecure in bed is anything but attractive. Almost a turn-off even.
9. ‘Be proud of what you have, not all men want silicone.”
10. Moaning is desired, just make sure it's sincere and not too exaggerated.
11. Men love ‘going down’. So let him. Your, ahem, is not ugly and doesn't smell either. They do like a bit of mess.
12. Take the lead. Give directions. Push the man and his body into the right place. “We don't know what feels good for you. Be clear.”