15 types of Porn
I referred to the series Earthflight and Life as nature porn, where you, as a viewer, are led from highlight (seven thousand swarming seagulls and four carcass-eating lions as the natural equivalent of double penetration and oral activities simultaneously) to highlight. The story in between (how did they meet, wasn't that one man on the left an old school acquaintance of hers?) doesn't matter in this case of porn at all. Not in the sexual variant and not in the animal one.
The Huffington Post declared everything that is ‘visually appealing’ as porn today. They made their own porn top 25 but it begged for an amayzine.com variant. Just to reiterate the definition of porn; Porn is derived from pornography, a series of images intended to stimulate the viewer. I would like to add, from thick wood, planks are sawed. No time for nuances or multi-interpretative matters. Straight to the point, hard, straightforward porn.
Here it comes.
- Perfume porn, I mean… it doesn't get more stimulating than this.
- Shoe porn Gucci Strong, feminine, and goddamn sexy
- Drink porn Blanc de Blancs Ruinart To be consumed in times of deep sorrow or great happiness
- Vacation porn Maldives I don't care that there is no museum. I don't care.
- Bag porn Céline Keeps you awake at night
- Icon porn Diana Vreeland Speaking of larger than life
- Over the top Porn from crisp banknotes to polished shoes, ALT is always over the top
- Wannabe best friends porn Carrie, always Carrie. If I were a man, I would marry her.
- Mini convertible Fill it with girlfriends and go
- Perfect bronze porn Rash and peeling are words you don't know.
- Home porn Fred van Leer would say; Do you get it?
- Rooftop porn Same. Do you get it?
- Hair porn Where can I sign?
- Watch porn (rose rolex) Old money would be horrified by this. So what?
- Quote porn I’m way too handsome for public transportation And he meant it seriously.
