From Kora cosmetics to a little orgasm

-The travel rituals of Miranda Kerr-

Tomorrow I leave for a a candy business trip to Turin. Since you can't just jump on a plane in sweatpants, I sought some travel advice from types who have platinum-for-life status. Miranda Kerr, for example. If anyone walks into the arrival hall flawlessly, it's her.

Now something tells me that she and I have quite different travel rituals. Miranda is the organic, green tea girl with a grateful app on her phone. Before she boards the plane, she cleans her face and sprays it with an organic water from Kora cosmetics. I rush to the AKO for the English Marie Claire and Grazia (my favorites) and if possible, I down a glass of Chardonnay at the Fishes bar at Schiphol. Something that Miranda would never do, I suspect.

If anyone walks into the arrival hall flawlessly, it's Miranda Kerr

Indeed, Miranda opts for sweatpants, ballerinas, and a cashmere hoodie from Louis Vuitton. She orders a bottle of water, reads a bit in her books Transcending the Levels of Consciousness and Power versus Force by David Hawkins. When the plane is nicely in the air, Miranda has a little orgasm if possible. Because nothing makes her arms and belly so tight as a splash of sex.

Look, I wouldn't do that so quickly.
Bon voyage and happy homecoming.