NORTH WEST BY NUMBERS

I think she's a cutie, let that be clear. Especially in her Halloween outfit (what was she, a squirrel?) I found her one of the sweetest kids on earth. Moreover, she was born on June 15, the same date as my youngest. That also gives her an advantage.

That as the daughter of Kim Kartrashian you have a different life than Bente Groeneveld from Appelscha is clear. But that you use the Hermès of maman as a sketchpad, that even goes too far for me. Reason to document the achievements of the world's most famous baby. North by numbers, in short.

1. North has her own Instagram-account

No idea if it's really run by Kim and Kanye but there are suspiciously many pictures of the girl and they are exhibitionist enough for it. You want to follow her you say? That’s possible. @_north_west is the address. You join a line of 16 thousand fans.

2. North only wears designer or couture.

Preferably, mom dresses her in a mini version of herself. If the designer doesn't have a mini version, something in the same style is made so that the two can always go out matchy matchy.

3. North has her own stylist.

“Our child is so exposed to public attention that it is our job to always present her at her best.” The statement from the loving parents. North's stylist speaks every day with Kimye's styling team so that the complete trio breathes the same vibe.

4. North doesn't like dolls.

Many people also think that North is a boy. Perhaps because of the name. But also because she has never been spotted in the presence of a doll. And a pink outfit is also not her first choice.

5. There is an artist in North

That became clear again when Kim had a Hermès bag altered by North on her arm today. I would say; Selwyn Senatori, be afraid. Be very afraid.

(Image credit via: DailyMail)