About overflowing breasts

The trend of wearing as little as possible on the red carpet is as old as the road to Rome, but lately it has completely gotten out of hand. Stars arrive in a dress made of transparent floss and look as if it is the most normal thing in the world that we can see every skin fiber of theirs. Nipples, butts, flamingos, man, we are no longer surprised by anything. Fine, live and let live and more of that, but still, I find it quite something. Jennifer Lopez for example at the VMAs recently, that dress had really very little to it, not to mention the thing that Amber Rose wore not to mention.

What I am most surprised about is the technique with which those women manage to keep their mood from going all over the place. One wrong step to the right and a too enthusiastic swing to the left and HELLO nipple gate! Do you remember that world-famous (he even has his own Wikipedia page) Versace dress that Jennifer Lopez wore to the Grammys in 2000? Her then-boyfriend P. Diddy said about it that it took an eternity to get it on “but only a few seconds to take it off.”

And that is exactly the thing, because to ensure that such a dress keeps the boobies covered, a shitload of fashion tape is needed. I recently bought an incredibly beautiful dress from Gucci (this one from Kim Kardashian but in dark blue) and as you can see, the dress has a fairly low neckline. With a bosom like Kim's, it stays in place more easily, but with my mini-boobies, a lot of tape is needed to avoid walking around in my half-naked.

And so Jennifer Lopez back in 2000 must have also spent hooooours taping her dress, just like recently at the VMAs. The trend of the barely-there dress will continue for a while, so if you're looking for a lucrative business, fashion tape is the answer. You can immediately buy such a nice little dress with the profits.