Grocery lists

Writing down the names and jersey numbers of the men you've shared a bed with is absolutely hilarious and, in the case of a girls' night with wine, also really a lot of fun. And yes, somewhere in my house (I will never say where) there is a little book with a list of my bed partners and two of my friends (I will never say who). Those lists originated when we were 19 during one of those nights with very little food and a whole, whole, WHOLE lot of drinks. We are now a good six years later and you can bet those lists are being updated. Pointless? Undoubtedly, but oh well, I don't really care that much. Someone else who makes lists is Lindsey Lohan. The fallen actress was last January during a drinking night at the Beverly Hills hotel with friends quite high on her horse shouting about who she has done it with. To make her point a bit clearer, she decided to write down the whole laundry list, but oh oh bad luck for her, the list with 36 names has recently leaked. And that's great for us because boy, there are a few quite famous men on The List. Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Phillipe, Savros Niarchos, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio del Torres, Wilmer Valderama, Zach Efron, Orlando Bloom, Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell, Heath Ledger, James Franco, and Adam Levine. Yes, it's quite a list. Whether it's all true we still have to see, but the relevant list is apparently written in her handwriting. Lesson for everyone: make sure such lists never get out. Although I must say, fair is fair, that if types like David Gandy, Johannes Huebl, or David Beckham were on my list, I might also be a bit more loose-lipped about it.