The most delicious men on Instagram

And then I came across Nick Bateman's Instagram account and I absolutely did nothing for the rest of the day because I looked at all his 430 photos three times. Nick is a model and actor and to be honest, I had never heard of the guy before, but that doesn't matter. From now on, there is a time in my life before Nick Bateman, and a time after. Christ move over, from now on we are talking about BNB and PNB. Nick might be the hottest guy I've seen in ages, I would even go so far as to say I find him hotter than Johannes and Olivia together. Yesss can you imagine!

But the best part is that Nick lives in a house with three other guys who are at least as handsome. So they all live in one house. Under one roof. Honestly, I can't handle it. On top of that, they have a little dog named Rincon, and they rescued him from the street. So they are also animal lovers and I find very few things more attractive than a man who loves animals. Rincon also has his own Instagram account with lots of photos of those lovely guys with bare chests in intimate cuddling positions with the little creature and man oh man you can sweep me off my feet.

Nick's housemates are Landon Falgoust (of course also a model), Brendon Beck and photographer slash model Julian Schratter. These guys are all, ALL, just ridiculously hot. And did I mention they live in one house? And have a dog? Look, you can complain that it doesn't indicate masculinity when you blast 100 selfies of yourself on the internet (yes I'm talking to you Nick Bateman) but hey come on, if I had a body like that (and that hair, that HAIR) I would do exactly the same. Moreover, why would you complain about it because as long as everything is public, it seems to me mainly a matter of enjoying it immensely. But be warned, you really won't get any work done. Happy scrolling!