– Trouble Tuesday –

KANYE WEST AND HIS MEGALOMANIA

Kanye West is always good for a scandal, altercation, controversial tweet, or offensive action. In the long line of Nonsense there is now something new. As you may or may not know, West recently had to appear in court because he attacked a photographer last year (who then had to go to the hospital) and then tried to steal and destroy the camera. Not nice, thought the photographer, so he filed a lawsuit.

Besides scandals and altercations, West is particularly good at spreading his love for himself. “I’m the smartest celebrity you’ve ever fucking dealt with,” he let the photographer's lawyer hear during the testimony. In the rest of his plea, he managed to draw a parallel between African Americans in the sixties fighting for civil rights and celebrities today, who fight for their privacy.

Do you remember that CRAZY big house that they had built from the ground up? And then after not even an hour of sleeping decided to sell it anyway? Well, there’s a reason for that. West is actually afraid of drones. Of. Drones. “Is your daughter stalked by drones? Are there drones flying where she’s trying to learn how to swim at age one?” he shouted at the opponent's lawyer. He is afraid that the photographers cannot control their drones, that such a thing will fall into his daughter's swimming pool and that she will be electrocuted. And that’s why they are moving.

Are you still there?

For someone who is so terrified of paparazzi, it seems damn inconvenient to be married to the most media-hungry woman in the world, but who am I to judge. Kanye, if you’ve stepped out of your drone and are back on planet Earth, could you give a shout? Thank you kindly.