7 WAYS TO BE SEXY FAST

I recently spoke with a friend who is currently between jobs. Normally, she is the best-dressed woman I know, but now she wears a sweater and jeans every day. “I’m slipping, May, but if no one sees me, I think it’s such a shame if my nice pieces get dirty.”

During the autumn break you’ll see me more on my motorboat (okay, they are from Prada, but still) than in Louboutins. Luckily, there are 6 easy steps to instantly radiate sexiness.

1. Get up in the air

All the flat shoes need to go. Heels make you slimmer, make your butt look nicer, and ensure that you give a little wink with your butt as you walk. And it visually reduces three kilos. So.

2. Squeeze your cheeks

A good squeeze of the apples of your cheeks gives you a glow as if you just, well, you know. No wonder the best blush in the world is called Orgasm.

3. Hair up

Grab a few hairpins (if you have long hair, at least) or two chopsticks, twist a messy Grace Kelly roll, and secure it loosely. Effortless hair, or JBF hair (just been f*cked).

4. Take off your socks

Have you ever seen a sexy scene where a woman is wearing socks? That can really only happen if you’re wearing nothing but a shirt. Moreover, you should (well, you should, I recommend it) fold your socks halfway back so that only your foot is covered, but not your calf. This makes your leg look longer.

5. A good set

Even though no one sees your underwear, you feel sexier with beautiful lingerie. And you will start to act accordingly.

6. A lip maximizer

Chanel and Dior have very nice glosses that make your lips swell a bit. It feels nice and looks extra sensual.

7. A good scent

Choose a heavier and not too fresh perfume. Eau du Soir by Sisley, No. 5 by Chanel; think sultry and warm.