ANNOYING THINGS COUPLES DO ON FACEBOOK

I can be kind of sourpuss sometimes but some stuff just really annoys me. Lovey dovey couples who act all mushy on Facebook for instance. And I'm one step ahead of you. It's not because I'm jealous. It just really aggravates me. Here's my list in no particular annoying order:

Responding or liking ancient pictures

Totally cramping. It gets worse when person A responds to a three year old vacation pic with a heart and a text saying: ’two more months and we're off baby! #blessed’

Using each others wall instead of whatsapp

“Hi honey bunch, what time will you be home?” Can't you use Whatsapp for this? Or your Facebook inbox? That also goes for declarations of love. Why does everyone have to know about this? “It used to be cool to show off you had a boyfriend on Facebook”, was Jet's reply, “No way I would do that now. I've outgrown it I guess”. And I totally agree with that.

Posting shitloads of ussies

No one updates his or her status to ‘in a relationship’ anymore. Unfortunately it's been replaced by love ussies. Posting your first ussie is a thing, it means it's real. Okay. That's fine, even on Instagram. But please don't start posting them every single day. We get the picture, really, we do. Disclaimer: This doesn't concern Johannes and Olivia they can go on posting love ussies forever.

Tagging every posts that involves love or sex

A post about why morning sex was good for you went viral. Everybody started tagging their morning sex partners. ‘Look at us.’

congratulate each other

We assume you are actually with your significant other on his or her birthday. So is it really necessary to post: ‘Happy Birthday love of my life’?

Responding to each others picture when you're together

If one of you posts a picture of a party you went to together and the other responds with ‘we're having a great time aren't we?’ Why? But really. Why would you do that?