What to expect when dating a cat woman

Jet told you last week what awaits the person who has managed to hook a fit girl. Preparation is half the work, so it is also important to know what to expect when you have managed to score a cat girl. It just so happens that I have quite a passionate love for my Cat Disco, so the combination of woman and cat is not foreign to me. Men (and women) of the Netherlands, this is what you get on your plate as soon as you venture into the waters with a cat woman.

Three of us in bed
Look, when you’re getting it on, there are very few cat women who will tolerate another cat than their own. But the next morning, it can very well be that a few little cat paws suddenly enter the duvet. Don’t be surprised if you’re startled awake in the middle of the night by a fluffy little furball. We cat women understand that you find this gross, and we find it gross too, but we also find it very cozy, so we keep doing it. Tough luck.

Hairs everywhere
And not just in your bed, but e-ve-ry-where. On clothes, on the couch, on the table, on the counter – everything is always at least a little covered in cat hairs, no matter how well you vacuum. A friend of my parents once said after the death of her cat, and after having had cats for 40 years, that she didn’t want a new one, “because for the first time in my life, I have a clean house.” Well, but you do get so much in return, right?.

Switching homes
Suppose you live in a mega luxury loft and she lives in a rickety little studio, then you still can’t just camp out at your place. After all, dear kitty can’t be alone for days on end, so 1 at most 2 nights is fine, but after that the beds have to be swapped and you’re back at her place on the third floor, in the stench. Which brings me to the next point.

Annoying odors
Those blessed with a balcony or garden can let dear kitty do her business there, but those like me who don’t have that are doomed to occasionally deal with the stench. When Disco starts digging in her litter box, I already know it’s going to be a mess. She gets really good cat food from me, but it still produces a lot of stink, unbearable. Eventually, it fades away and it’s forgiven and forgotten, and besides; love not only makes you blind, it also makes you insensitive to smell.

Accept the craziness
When I come home, Disco prances to the doormat, where she gracefully falls on her back because it’s time for some cuddling. I lose all my rational thinking ability and start chirping in high octaves things like “who’s a sweet little chick? Or are you a little monkey? Or maybe a little monkey chick?” God, that I’m even writing this is already embarrassing. Forget everything I said!

Know your place
Don’t act like you’re best friends with the cat in question right away, because a little cat won’t fall for that. And definitely don’t complain about anything that has been discussed above because let me put it this way, I would sooner throw you out than Cat Disco. You immediately have the reason why cat women are often single and why single women often get a cat.