Away with the sixpack

Now that summer is just around the corner, it's starting to get a bit hot under everyone's feet. Summer bodies are made in winter, but in winter we were just a bit too busy lying under a blanket on the couch or in bed, so yeah, that summer body might be just a little less tight than we had imagined. I myself am the undisputed queen of months of saying that I'm “really going to exercise now” and then doing nothing at all, so I feel just a bit uncomfortable with my body all summer and loudly proclaim that I will really make a change next summer. Again this year, I am no way near in shape (never actually have been) and again this year it bothers me quite a bit.

All fun and games, but a sixpack is quite high maintenance and requires more love and attention than I will ever get from the best man.

But, as I always reason, apparently it doesn't bother me enough to stop my eating and drinking behavior. I'd rather sit on the terrace than stand in the gym, that's just how it is. But I'm hopelessly digressing because I actually want to talk about men, after all, this is Sexy Friday. Because men also have that pressure to go into summer tight and ripped. We always say that women are influenced by skinny models in magazines, the David Beckhams on underwear suits at H&M the don't leave men completely unaffected either. And so many a man runs to the gym to do some serious iron-power-fist-pumping or something because that sixpack must and will come. But you know what it is, I find a sixpack on a man absolutely nothing. Sure, I peek at the Instagram photos of.

Nick Bateman Jack Greystone, , but such a blocky body is nice to look at, not to lie next to. I can't even think about dating a guy with such a tight polished torso for several reasons. First of all, such a person is probably very boring. All fun and games, but a sixpack is quite high maintenance and requires more love and attention than I will ever get from the best man. A pointless Thursday evening is spent in the gym instead of on the terrace, and really not that you can indulge in cheeses, pizzas, ice cream, and other hostile food. and Landon Falgoust, Soppy stuff in bed then becomes cuddling on a kind of block of concrete and that's just not fun for anyone, right?.

Then, a man with a sixpack raises the pressure to have your own sixpack. As in; when I would date an incredibly toned and muscular specimen, it would be way too confronting regarding my non-muscular self. If he is sweating in the gym and I'm sitting on the terrace drinking, I'm only going to feel very awkward about it. And imagine, imagine you go on vacation together, then he is there looking all tight and handsome while you are desperately folding a towel over your belly. Not cool.

Finally, a sixpack is hard and not nice to lie on. Soppy stuff in bed then becomes cuddling on a kind of block of concrete and that's just not fun for anyone, right? I also prefer not to have them round like a barrel, but just like it. Within reason, but soft and nice, so NOT blocky. And you know, then I make sure I also stay soft and nice. So, beer?.

AWAY WITH THE SIXPACK Now that summer is just around the corner, it's starting to get a bit hot under everyone's feet. Summer bodies are made in winter but...