PIMPING WITH AN APP

Well guys, humanity has come up with something new again. Because we already had dating sites, we had Uber, and now those things come together in a new dating app.

Or actually it's a sex app and it's about paid love. A group of horny Germans has created an app that looks remarkably similar to Uber in terms of interface, and with which you can have a date with a lady of your choice within five minutes. Paid, yes. The app is aptly named Ohlala, and guarantees total discretion and quality.

As a woman, you can set your own rates, as a man you indicate your budget, and then the app looks for who is nearby and with mutual consent you can chat to make an appointment. The payment is processed, just like with Uber, through the app.

Fast, convenient, discreet – that kind of thing. The app looks incredibly slick but actually, really, I find it all quite ridiculous. It's not really a dating app, or by the way, it's really not a dating app, but a prostitution app. The control lies with the woman and that's a good thing, but still, but still, but still. Are you going to be in Berlin soon and feel like some extra peaks, anyone can sign up. Uh, have fun?