These are the most dangerous sex positions

We had talked about it before impossible sex positions, of acrobatic to downright unbelievable. Well, maybe you were already wondering if all those antics are not extremely dangerous. The answer is ‘yes’, but there is another position that turned out to be the most dangerous than you thought.

Namely the ‘cowgirl’. Or, the woman on top. Ha, you didn't see that coming, did you! This position is responsible for at least half of all “penile fractures” in the bedroom, according to new research. The traditional man on top causes 21% of the accidents and doggy style goes wrong 29% of the time. The cowgirl is so dangerous because the woman sets the rhythm and sits with her entire body weight on the “erect penis”, which can sometimes go wrong.

So, what exactly is a “penile fracture”? Anyone who Googles that will end up on the English Wikipedia page, and reading that is nearly impossible because on the right side of the screen is a blue bruised penis, which is quite distracting. Just look (at your own risk). A penile fracture (the Dutch word) is “a tear in the wall of one of the three erectile bodies in the penis,” says the Dutch Wikipedia, thank goodness without illustrative photos. “This results in a cracking sound, a blue-purple swelling, the loss of erection, and a bent penis.”

In short, you don't want that. And he certainly doesn't. Strangely enough, this happens most often in the relatively tame cowgirl position. Maybe we should pull out those Kamasutra books again.