What did May think of Kanye's show?

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On Friday, Kanye opened New York Fashion Week with his much-anticipated collection for Adidas. Celebrity magnets Kim and Kanye made sure the first row was well filled. Beyoncé and Jay Z, Rihanna, Justin Bieber and even Alexander Wang chimed in to check out his colleague's work.

For housewife Anna Wintour, a place of honour arranged alongside Kim and North. So far, nothing wrong. North ran a little between the rows and Kim beamed with her new haircut. Just before the show started, North got a bit restless and started crying a bit. Did she have a premonition of what was to come, perhaps?

Anyway, the show began, Kanye accompanied his collection of his new song Wolves. We saw the occasional pretty cool jacket or jumper but the styling, people, the styling. One takes a pair of tights (preferably in an unflattering shade such as skin tone or white), pulls them up quite high so that vagine, hip bones and curves become clearly visible and style it off by placing a solid slip in the same couleur over it.

Seeing models and collection, North couldn't hold out any longer. She cried so hard that grandma Kris made her way over P. Diddy and Beyoncé to remove the little girl from the venue. Thus, she was spared a lot of visual distress. I suggest that from now on, Kanye has North take a look at his fashion choices first. The girl's got taste after all. Something you can't say of her father in this case, unfortunately....