Scent diet for the cat

This way you can be sure you smell like flowers down there

Usually, Liesbeth is the one who kicks off our weekend with a sex story, but today I'm taking over for just a moment. Because this Sexy Friday is about sex but also a bit about food, and look, I know a lot about that (sorry Lies). And I'm not talking about food that makes you a bit stuffy like oysters and chocolate. We all know that. And I don't need to tell you that strawberries (with a bit of pepper) and a glass of champagne can also lead to a steamy evening. Or a dollop of whipped cream here and there. You know how it goes.

Okay, here we go. Grandma, if you're reading along, I'm sorry in advance. Moms, you too, scroll back to some other posts for a moment, like this one, they're also quite fun.

I've talked before about what women need to know about sex. During my research, I quickly realized that we should worry much less about side issues, but just “go for it and enjoy”. But well, no one wants to be extensively loved at the end of the evening after a long day at the office, sweating in tight leather pants and then sitting for hours in a café where the toilet paper was also out. Or am I wrong?

Ladies, men don't give a damn. “We like a bit of mess.” So says a reliable source. But to feel a bit more confident, there are a few tricks. If he’s happy, you are too. And if you’re happy, he is too. It's that simple.

First, clean yourself well down there. Preferably with warm water, no crazy vaginal shower gel that just messes with your pH (it might get really sour then). Do use a vaginal douche. That's a kind of spray bottle with which you squirt warm water inside. You can just buy it at the drugstore for less than ten bucks.

Always keep vaginal wipes in your bag for a quick freshen-up. And preferably unscented, otherwise we’ll have another problem with the pH.

Now we’ve arrived at food. It has quite an influence on the taste and smell of the vagina. And by the way, this is also true for men because it’s really not that his little thing tastes sweet after 10 liters of beer. Or what do you think about a big BBQ with lots of meat and garlic sauce? Then he can forget about that quarter-hour of fellatio.

Now us. 

“Your body is a temple, and what you put in it affects your body odor.” I read this somewhere recently (and no, I'm not going to say what I was googling). So eat lots of fresh fruit and fresh vegetables. And drink water instead of sugary drinks.

Especially choose sweet fruits like pineapple, strawberries, and grapes; you can be sure that the man will be happy. Just leave a fish alone for a moment, the (fish) smell seems to directly become the perfume of your flamoes. Not okay. Another thing that scores points is mint. Handy, just pop a sprig of that green in your gin and tonic or vodka and you're good to go.

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