The 6 child questions you have no answer to

(or want to give)

It is of course really nice, pleasant, and cozy when your children start talking. The only downside is that they also start asking questions. These kinds of questions. Where is the emergency exit here?

While watching Sex and the City...

Mom, why do those women talk so much?

Well, sweetheart, that's pretty much the reason to live for women. Talk, talk, interpret, what do you think about it-nen and then start all over again. Why do we do that? Whoever knows, may say it.

Why is that lady angry at that man?

That lady is named Samantha and she is angry at that man because she found him in bed with another woman while he was sniffing her vagina, darling. If you take the pill.

Mom, why do you take that?

Because I don't want any babies anymore, darling. And

I just want to have sex with your father. All the time. I know someone with nine children so that lady really loves her husband a lot.

Don't you love dad so much that you only have three children?.

I didn't have an answer to that. Or do you want to explain to my daughter that you can really love each other in every corner of the room without fresh little ones coming out of it?

When you take a tampon

Mom, does that go in your pussy?

Uh, yes sweetheart.

Mom, why do you have blood?.

No, that doesn't hurt, darling. That is, well, you should know, your belly makes a kind of nest because it takes into account that a baby could come and then this is a kind of nest. So if no baby comes (because I'm taking that pill) your belly breaks that nest down again, and then you have blood. That means you are not pregnant.

Conclusion from my girl: “Then I have a baby in my belly because I have no blood.”.

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