Fun & Famous

11 SIGNS THAT YOU SHOULD NOT DATE FURTHER

Oh oh ladies, single life ain’t always easy. Think you've met a nice boy, but you don't feel the vibe and it's onto the next one again. But onto the next one is sometimes easier said than done, and you end up hanging on too long with the wrong boy. Do you recognize the following red flags? Run girl run, he’s not the one for you.

He has no sense of humor

Mood kill number one. No matter how handsome, sweet, and smart he is, if he can't make you laugh or has an embarrassing sense of humor, you won't last long. You'll get really annoyed with him and there's no way you want to introduce him to your friends.

He laughs very strangely

Okay, maybe you've met a guy with a sense of humor, but as soon as he opens his mouth and starts laughing, it sounds like this. You don't want that.

Kissing him is mediocre

And by mediocre, I actually mean bad. Washing machine technique; everything. And you know what they say, if he kisses badly, it won't be a party in bed either...

And if we're talking about sex...

Sure, at the beginning it might be a bit awkward. You still have to discover each other and all that jazz. But if after a few times it's still bad, it will remain bad. And you'll stay grumpy.

He replies days later (while you see that he has read your message)

The guy probably has ten other girls he's also texting and no way do you want to be one of the many. He only texts you when it suits him (probably when one of his other girls cancels) and girl, you deserve better.

“Run girl run, he’s not the one for you.”

If you stayed over for the night but hear nothing the next day

Call me old-fashioned, but I just expect a guy to send something the next day. Even if it's just to wish you a nice day. Something.

He is too sweet

It exists. I swear. Unlike the guy who hardly communicates, this is a guy who texts too much. Who wants to meet too often. Cancels everything for you. Puts his friends second. Now you might think: oh I want that, sure. No girl, believe me, you don’t. You’ll go completely crazy. I’m speaking from experience.

He wants a threesome

With your best friend. Just read here why that is really not such a good idea.

He has a subscription to Voetbal International

Bye Sunday date day. He doesn't do that. And not just on Sundays by the way. Every day that revolves around football. Dating should also be spontaneous and if you always have to consider that damn football... Goodbye. He should consider you for once. Dump that.

He uses cheap brands and everything is always out

Want to shower, there's a bottle of shampoo from the store brand of Kruidvat or something. Or worse: from Euroshopper. The horror. Agree to disagree if you don't agree with me, but this really radiates a bit of poverty, doesn't it?

He is rude

To waitstaff. To taxi drivers. To the staff at the Appie. Gossips about everyone. Just wait, soon he might also be very rude to you.

We're being picky again, huh. In the words of Queen B: boy, bye!