Fun & Famous

18 THINGS THAT GO THROUGH YOU

When you spill a glass of tea over your laptop

I saw it happen. My head at one thing, my mouth at another, meanwhile I was opening a package and saying goodbye to someone. And there it went. My fresh XL cup of ginger tea, just splashed all over my desk. And over my beloved little laptop. And then you think this.

1. It's not that bad. Bet? It's not that bad. I was really quick about it.

2. See? My screen is still on.

3. Or shit, shit, shit, there goes my screen. It's not that easy.

4. What was my iCloud password again?

5. My photos! My photos. My PHOTOS.

6. When did I last make a backup???

7. That was three years ago.

8. This will be fine.

9. Should I put it in a bowl of rice or just blow dry it? Or not blow dry it?

To be continued...

10. Wait, I'll look it up on Google. Oops, never mind.

11. Maybe I need a new laptop. Then I'll get a bigger one right away.

12. That also requires a new bag.

13. Which one should I take?

14. Do I still have rice at home? Would risotto work too?

15. Why haven't I made a photo book of the birth of my third girl yet?

16. Why does a person drink tea anyway?

17. I'm never drinking anything near my laptop again.

18. At least I have the evening off.

Now you want to know how the situation is now. Bad. Last night at three o'clock, the patient had a slight improvement, but he has slipped back into a comatose state.

To be continued... I hope.