Fun & Famous
7 PURRRRFECT GIFTS FOR CRAZY CAT LOVERS
It’s a hobby: collecting ridiculous cat trinkets for my whiskered babies. And since the holidays are approaching faster than you think, this is just a free pass to go all out, like totally meow. Behold: my utterly crazy cat gift list.
At the risk of having the most outdated gadgets in your house soon, but hey, your spider friend will be happy with that, and that’s worth something too.
1. Cat Wine: the Pinot Meow
I wrote here ever heard of this fantastic invention. One takes a tiny bit of beet juice for color, some water, a little catnip and voilà: the Pinot Meow is born. The brew even comes in a cute wine bottle in cat size. I. Can’t. Handle. This. Guys.
What does it cost? €10.85
Here available.
2. Cat-Opoly
And then you’re sitting there purring with that glass of red on the couch, but you’re still missing an activity. Or a game. I get it. Behold: Cat-Opoly. The solution to all your problems.
What does it cost? €17.21
Here available.
3. For when you have to miss your cat for a while…
What’s left of a crazy cat lady when she’s not around her kitten(s) for a while? Right, a twitching being. Luckily, you can completely reassure her with this emergency button. If the need is very high, she can always press the button for the complete meow experience.
What does it cost? €12.69
Here available.
“I. Can’t. Handle. This. Guys.”
4. The book ‘How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You’
No problem reading in English? Okay, then this is the perfect gift. Laughing, giggling, roaring and maybe even a little purring over this hilarious comic book by New York bestselling author Matthew Inman from Theoatmeal.com. With pull-out cat posters. Adorable, what more could one want.
What does it cost? €10.78
Here available.
5. Be the unicorn
If you and your cat suddenly feel the urge to go through life together as a unicorn: I get it. Just make sure to take a quick photo and take it off again, okay? Otherwise, you’ll get a grumpy cat.
What does it cost? $6.99
Here available.
6. For the creatives: the DIY cat tent
It’s just that I have two left hands, but otherwise I would make this NOW. One takes a box, two clothes hangers, scissors, some tape, something sturdy wire and an old T-shirt and the awesome cat tent is almost born. Just look here to see how you do it.
What does it cost? HA, if you have everything at home, just nothing.
Also have two left hands? Then here available. In the form of a very stylish cat house, just for the real divas.
7. Anyone want to request some songs?
Please never buy a silly scratching post again? Check. This. Pimped. Scratching post. Aka. DJ. Booth. You get it: when your cat sharpens its claws and scratches on the record, it looks like it’s DJing. SO COOL. And good for the furniture by the way.
What does it cost? €24.95
Here available.
Guys, is it already Christmas?
